My kitchen almost blew up tonight.Nobody was hurt...but,the way it happened is priceless. xDDD This is the highlight of my week.
Every thing started out normal at first.My friend Amanda was baking homemade Crab Rangoons for dinner.She was pouring oil in a frying pan on top of the stove and suddenly POW! the pan caught on fire.Amanda was screaming "SHIT!!SHIT!SHIT!WHAT DO I DO MARIAH?!!!!! and,in my stupidity I screamed "THROW WATER ON IT!!QUICK!!! baaaad idea. xDDD The fire became HUGE.It grew five feet tall within one second and started spreading.I grabbed the phone and called the fire department while high tailing it outside as fast as I could to my backyard in my bare feet..with Amanda and my cats right behind me.
Eventually the fire died down and fortunately it caused very little damage to my kitchen.We're back inside now...laughing our asses off about the situation.I guess Amanda will remember to never fill a frying pan with cooking oil 3 inches deep while cooking ever again.
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